singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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