He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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