How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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