I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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