is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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