I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
