you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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