8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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