summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
NoShamevember. You game?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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