You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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