So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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