Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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