He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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