on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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