Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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