white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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