Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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