:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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