No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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