I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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