Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Dick very happy bro
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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