5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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