You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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