Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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