So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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