Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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