About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
that's an acceptable place to lick
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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