i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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