thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes