I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You smell like stripper and shame
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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