what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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