atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So much rum. So many feels.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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