Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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