Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it's like iHOP with fire
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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