found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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