the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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