I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
wow bdsm is so cute
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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