Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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