Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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