i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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