i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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