i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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