we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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