You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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