He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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