I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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