Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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