I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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