Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
