so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
