I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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