Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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