I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
