do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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