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say what?
wanna hang out?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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