Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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