New low: just hacked my moms facebook
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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