fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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