Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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