this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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