Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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